Post by tomcamp on Jul 14, 2008 11:28:17 GMT -5
A Holy man was having a conversation
> with the Lord one day and said.
> 'Lord, I would like to know what
> Heaven and Hell are like.
> The Lord led the holy man to two
> doors. He opened one of the doors
> and the holy man looked in. In the
> middle of the room was a large
> round table. In the middle of the
> table was a large pot of stew, which
> smelled delicious and made the holy
> man's mouth water.
> The people sitting around the table
> were thin and sickly They appeared to
> be famished. They were holding
> sthingys with very long handles that
> were strapped to their arms and each
> found it possible to reach into the pot
> of stew and take a sthingyful.
> But because the handle was longer
> than their arms, they could not get the
> sthingys back into their mouths.
> The holy man shuddered at the sight
> of their misery and suffering.
> The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell
> They went to the next room and
> opened the door. It was exactly the
> same as the first one. There was the
> large round table with the large pot of
> stew which made the holy man's mouth
> water. The people were equipped with
> the same long-handled sthingys, but here
> the people were well nourished and
> plump, laughing and talking. The holy
> man said, 'I don't
> understand.
> It is simple,' said the Lord..
> 'It requires but one skill. You see
> they have learned to feed each
> other, while the greedy think only
> of themselves.'
> When Jesus died on the cross, he was
> thinking of you. Its estimated 93%
> won't forward this. If you are one of
> the 7% who will, forward this with the
> title '7%'.
> I'm in the 7%
> Remember that I will always share
> my sthingy with you.
> Benny Rowe,
The Baptist Connection
> with the Lord one day and said.
> 'Lord, I would like to know what
> Heaven and Hell are like.
> The Lord led the holy man to two
> doors. He opened one of the doors
> and the holy man looked in. In the
> middle of the room was a large
> round table. In the middle of the
> table was a large pot of stew, which
> smelled delicious and made the holy
> man's mouth water.
> The people sitting around the table
> were thin and sickly They appeared to
> be famished. They were holding
> sthingys with very long handles that
> were strapped to their arms and each
> found it possible to reach into the pot
> of stew and take a sthingyful.
> But because the handle was longer
> than their arms, they could not get the
> sthingys back into their mouths.
> The holy man shuddered at the sight
> of their misery and suffering.
> The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell
> They went to the next room and
> opened the door. It was exactly the
> same as the first one. There was the
> large round table with the large pot of
> stew which made the holy man's mouth
> water. The people were equipped with
> the same long-handled sthingys, but here
> the people were well nourished and
> plump, laughing and talking. The holy
> man said, 'I don't
> understand.
> It is simple,' said the Lord..
> 'It requires but one skill. You see
> they have learned to feed each
> other, while the greedy think only
> of themselves.'
> When Jesus died on the cross, he was
> thinking of you. Its estimated 93%
> won't forward this. If you are one of
> the 7% who will, forward this with the
> title '7%'.
> I'm in the 7%
> Remember that I will always share
> my sthingy with you.
> Benny Rowe,
The Baptist Connection